The Wisdom of Homer Simpson

I’m not a Simpsons fan. Never seen an entire episode. Yet this 7 second dissing of Led Zeppelin’s guitar man & his reputation for musical theft – tickled my fancy. But let’s keep it real here: heavy metal’s greatest band improved on every composition they grabbed hold of.

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George Costanza

(Just a few of my favourite quotes…) Fireman: How do you live with yourself?  George: It’s not easy.  Jerry: House in the Hamptons?  George: Well, you know, I’ve been lying about my income for a few years; I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons. [Read more…]

Husband & Wife Christmas Shopping

Totally Random Senseless Memes

I don’t think this dude is totally stoked…

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Kichwa Tembo

Fly-Tipping

Wrote A Few Checks With His Mouth…

You Don’t Mess With A Man’s Dream

When One Dude Can’t Finish The Job

And is more interested in feeling up his employer, rather than zipping her up, let a second back up dancer have a go. I hope the first guy was fired after his epic fail. Seriously, there is no other reason to go to a Britney Spears concert than to witness her wardrobe malfunctions. As for her Smurf-like ‘music’ – I’d rather listen to the sound of an old geezer taking a piss.

Les Tossers (See The Last 3 Convicts Shipped To Australia)

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