The Wisdom of Homer Simpson

I’m not a Simpsons fan. Never seen an entire episode. Yet this 7 second dissing of Led Zeppelin’s guitar man & his reputation for musical theft – tickled my fancy. But let’s keep it real here: heavy metal’s greatest band improved on every composition they grabbed hold of.

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Lady In Cement (1968 USA)

Warning: for the hip-hop/MTV crowd of today – this flick is probably one for you to avoid. It does not contain CGI effects, mindless dance music, jumpy editing, eye-blinding SFX or even a politically correct message thrown in. Good, now that’s out of the way, what do we have here? We’ve got the pride of Italian Americana – ole Blue Eyes himself…we’ve got a Jewish lady with a sumptuous cleavage that puts Raquel Welch to shame… we’ve got very bad 1960s hair days… we’ve even got Hoss Cartwright himself, Dan Blocker… Oh, and we also have the aforementioned Raquel Welch…our basket might be overladen with goodies! Or is it? [Read more…]

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